Possibly the only good thing I have seen on Facebook in forever.
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life
Fandoms Meeting.
Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-
Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.
Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.
Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.
Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-
Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!
Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.
Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!
Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.
Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*
Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!
Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!
Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!
Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.
Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.
Hetalia: We're moirails, where have you guys been? (pases Homestuck some pasta)
Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?
*everyone looks to said seat*
Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.
In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown. - requested by Polly
