Justin Timberlake laughs as Jay-Z shows off his impression of a drowning puppy
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
on todays episode of “i didnt know you were a hot follower”
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
An english major in math class
In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts
I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
Every Tumblr user who reblogs this will get their URL immortalized in a journal and I will give it to Peter Pan himself when I’m in Disney World this Summer! :D
oH HELL YES,
This is kind of amazing.
i cant scroll pass this
i literally cannot
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes